TOURIST MANDATORY Bars in Key West

They say you gotta do it, right?  Most locals think it's okay to go to these "Big-Time" bars, actually.  Go have a drink, take some pics, by a t-shirt, whatever.  Now you can say you did it.

Wonder if they even remember being there.  Nah...



We're Talkin' The BIG-TIME Bars in Key West

 Yeah, we're talking the big-time bars in Key West here.  Sloppy Joe's, The Hog's Breath and Margaritaville.  People tell me all the time how they'd "Never step foot in a tourist trap like that", but these are the three busiest bars in Key West--how's THAT happen?

Go to one of the big travel apps (Trip Advisor, Yelp! or Urban Spoon) and you'll notice that these joints don't exactly have the most stellar of ratings, and that doesn't matter... one... bit.  When you're a big-time bar, especially in a tourist area, you've got it made.  Of this, there is no doubt.  The big-time bars in Key West have little to worry about, even with all of the competition.  This is what "branding" can do for you, people--get you to a point where you can put it on cruise-control.

Must be nice.

I've heard that the Big Three do tens of millions of dollars in merchandise alone, and I believe it.  The Conch Shack (the burger joint that I work at) is right next to the Hog's Breath, and everybody and their Momma comes out of there with a bag of t-shirts, coffee mugs, and whatever.  Everywhere I look, they're wearing Margaritaville and Sloppy Joe's tees.  Hell, every year Jimmy Buffett is on the Forbes list of Highest-Paid Entertainers, and it ain't because of his recent album sales!  Matter of fact, when was the last time he put out an album?

(Oh, and while we're on the subject, this is one of the things stupid tourists do on my  things you should not do in Key West page--WEARING YOUR KEY WEST T-SHIRT IN KEY WEST!!!  Here's a newsflash, Touron: We know where you are.)


Margaritaville. Go ahead...

Margaritaville, one of the "Big Three" bars in Key West.  Jimmy Buffett damn near invented merchandising for musicians, and that's one of the reasons he's always on the Forbes Highest-Paid Entertainers List.  He used to play in Sloppy Joe's and Captain Tony's a lot before he blew up, and he has a ton of fans (called Parrot Heads) that have an annual convention down here (Ugh). 


If You Go...

If you go to these Big-Three bars, be prepared for loud and noisy, especially in the daytime when the cruise ships are in port.  They almost always have music and sometimes really good music, especially at night (check out my Key West Bands page for more info).  Also, keep in mind that although they have food, these are not restaurants, these are bars with food, and there's a difference.   As I mentioned earlier, these joints do not have the most stellar of ratings, but if you feel you must, have the Sloppy Joe Sandwich or the Cheeseburger in Paradise, but don't say I didn't tell you so.  People think that the Cheeseburger at the Conch Shack where I work is one of the best on the island, for like half the price, and I'm not saying that because I work there!

So yeah, go ahead and check out these TOURIST MANDATORY Bars in Key West and get it out of your system, but remember to also check out the bars Respected by Locals and Local Dives I mention on my other pages.

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